The Bläckfisks

Dear Earthlings,

two (2) new findings in the human social atmosphere have recently been made. It is all about our unusual TV performance in the program of Talang 2007, this year. It is obvious for us, that these two artefacts has something to do with their creators extraordinary faith of belief in us and our Bläckfisk business. Judge by Yourself at the following addresses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj90Q3Fo_Ts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r66zpCWud6A

Stay faithful to the Party! Over and out.

The Bläckfisks

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You can do this at www.twajs.se by following these instructions (In Swedish):

»Nominera ett band
och vinn en ipod!

Vilket är länets bästa lokala band? Skriv en kort motivering till varför det band du väljer är bäst. Den som ger den bästa motiveringen vinner en ipod. Det vinnande bandet presenteras på Twajs.se.

Skriv ner bandets namn och en kort motivering och maila 72063@op.se eller skicka ett sms till 72063. Glöm inte att skriva namn och ditt telefonnummer.«

Vote for The Bläckfisks and we will send you a t-shirt if you win! So you might win an ipod and a t-shirt! It is christmas for Bläckno fans!

Dear Germans,

Bläckfiskpartiet (&) is proceeding in the kingdom of Sweden, even more hungry of power than ever before - and now, The Bläckfisks are seeing forward to at least three astounding bläckno conserts. The first one is to be seen in the capital of Berg the 1st of September. The second one will be arranged the 6th of October in Magical Place Birka, near Östersund, and will be surrounded by radioactive poetry and theatre youth.

The third and last consert is the most important one. Then, we will be exposed to the public in a maximized entertainment night at the Big Lake Theatre in Östersund. Several brains will then be exploded of honor. Religion, politics, musical patterns and lasergorgeous bläckno break battles is included in the program of this evening. This is going to happen in the 24th of October, which will also be our date of release for The Bläckfisks’ first CD on Earth. We hope to see all of you there, in the moment of Truth - and don’t forget to vote Bläckfisk in 2010!

Be faithful to the Party!

The Bläckfisks

Greetings, fellow shoppers of Earth.

The Bläckfisks hope that you all have noticed our new blogspot on the Internet, which can be found in the column to the left or right here. The blog is dedicated to our Party and the news within it. A new gig is by the way going to be arranged in the capital of Berg; Svenstavik. This is to be done during the traditional Great Weekend of Mooses in the 1st of September, in cooperation with a big bläckno boss entitled Mekal Rahm. If you happen to be present then, which you ought to be for your own safety, you will continue to support us by signing our party designation lists, swallowing ruthless propaganda and dancing. Police will hear of you.

Over and out.

The Bläckfisks

Bläckfiskpartiet (&) is growing for each and every day that you consume more TV, more soft drinks and more brainwashing propaganda. The Party is in this very moment proceeding in its tour of political destruction. The latest raids were done in the states of Ulricehamn and Urkult, where several new knights of Bläck were adopted to the Party. Unknown celebrities like Tjorven were given a title of honor in Bläckfiskpartiet. In addition, by using a special Earth dinner called arrack balls, many other people were succesfully manipulated to serve us; partly by signing our party designation lists. Now, it is only approximately 1 400 names left to collect, before the Party is recognized in the pittoresque kingdom of Sweden.
A press conference will soon be hold in the city of Östersund, just because it is terrorly amusing.

Be faithful to the Party!

The Bläckfisks

Yesterday, the Party decided that the time had come to announce its exposure to mankind. One (1,0) message was sent to a bunch of Police forces all over Tellus, in great empires like Russia, USA, Japan and Norway. Bläckfiskpartiet (&) is now awaiting the response to the following evangel:

»Greetings, fellow policemen of Earth.

Bläckfiskpartiet is now ready to reveal its secret to the whole of mankind. Let all of divisions know that code BLÄCK is achieved, and that the election in the kingdom of Sweden will be the first step into public exposure. President of Sweden, Bert Karlsson, will play a great role in this battle of mankind. You will all be wonderfully rewarded for your stakes in this following time of epoch, mainly with different types of sweeties. Please let us know when the corruption is maximized.

Over and out.

The Bläckfisks«

In order to achieve total world domination, The Bläckfisks have now come to the conclusion that the secret of Bläckfiskpartiet, roughly translated to The Octopus Party, has to be revealed. Bläckfiskpartiet (&) is the world’s oldest and most successful organisation. It has existed during several thousand years in many different conspirations and under various names, such as the Ottoman Empire, the Knights Templar, Taoism and Ny Demokrati (New Democracy). President of Sweden, Bert Karlsson, which has been a great member of Ny Demokrati is actually an honored member of the Party, though he himself denies this matter of fact. He isn’t alone to deny membership of this unholy alliance; Bläckfiskpartiet has an impressive number of approximately 88 million members all around this world. Almost every kind of species is allowed to work for the Party, but vegetables are not allowed to vote in the so far secret elections.

In Sweden, Bläckfiskpartiet is now planning a public propaganda campaign so that the Party may finally raise tentacles in the halls of the known deciders. You may help them by printing out, filling in and sending the registration blancets for their party designation. Do so by following these easy steps:

1) Enter this page.
2) Print the blancet.
3) Write »Bläckfiskpartiet« below the heading »Partibeteckning«.
4) Make a cross in the »Riksdagen« box.
5) Collect ten (10) names to the blancet. Observe that the persons signing the blancet has to be eighteen (18) years old by the nineteenth of september 2010, which is the day of election in Sweden.
6) When this is done, explain the situation in an e-mail and send it to contact@theblackfisks.com. We will then provide the correct address of consignment to you.

If you worship us in this beautiful manner, we will reward you in a secret way. You will then receive a title of honor in Bläckfiskpartiet, plus a semla.
By the way: The Ängelholm gig in Skåne is cancelled because of police interests. We have nothing to do with this.

Over and out.

The Bläckfisks